Mark: Daddy why does hair grow in your nose instead?
Me: What do you mean "instead?"
Mark: Why does hair grown in your nose?
Me: It just does... but why did you say "instead?"
Mark: uhh Daddy... your hair doesn't grow on your head anymore but it grows in your nose right?
Mark: Daddy I think God wants your hair to grow in your nose instead of on your head... maybe.
Mark: (wearing shin guards on his arms) Daddy! if a robot hitted me really hard on my arm when I am wearing these... he will break apart!